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Monthly Archives: September 2011

Defending Your Kind of Dick Is Still Defending A Dick

Today, video game website Joystiq and writer Justin McElroy stirred up quite an online furor. This isn’t really hard to do as gamers sadly tend to fly off the handle about almost anything but this one struck me as something worth talking about as I’m rather shocked how in the minority my opinion seems to be. The article is here but I don’t think you should give it the traffic so here’s a quick synopsis: A middle-aged man in the UK was playing Call of Duty: Black Ops online. One of the people on the other end of voice chat was a 13 year old kid who constantly taunted and spewed hateful phases at the man (something all too common). The man got frustrated to the point where he somehow tracked down the kid’s address, went there and choked him until his parent intervened. He has since admitted to assault.

The story doesn’t go into any details of how the man found the kid’s address or the all too common questions of why a 13 year old was playing a 17+ rated game and why his parents were letting him spew his verbal bile and didn’t seem to care until the victim got physical with him. What it does do is take this disturbing situation and turn the assailant into a folk hero. It makes comedic light of the situation and boiled down to basics says: “The kid was an asshole and it’s nice to finally see one of these idiots get what they deserve.”

Since its publication, the Internet has exploded and largely in defense of the story. To appease those of us who took offense, they have since added an editor’s note at the bottom, snarkily stating how it was clearly a work of satire and that essentially, the critics have no sense of humour. Well, I do have a sense of humour but I fail to see what is funny about a site that wants to be taken seriously minimising and applauding some abhorrent actions by a clearly disturbed indivdual. Just because you were attempting humour doesn’t mean you weren’t in poor taste. I’ll admit, I don’t participate in many forums and Justin McElroy is a friend of the one forum I do use frequently and he also hosts a podcast I don’t care for but which many hold in high regard. His defenders may just happen to be in greater numbers where I happen to hang out. Still, it disturbs me how many rushed to defend his article and attempt to tear down its critics. This wasn’t someone who stood up to a bully that was ruining his life, this was a mid-40s man who tracked down and choked a 13 year old kid who trashed talked him in a video game.

I don’t have kids, I don’t really like kids and I’ll be the first to admit that obnoxious, abusive, racist, homophobic douchebags of all ages are a plague on most online venues where anonymity is permitted. I also am firmly of the belief that by and large, many young people today are entitled, spoiled brats that are largely lacking in discipline and accountability. I get where Mr. McElroy’s frustrations are rooted and where one may raise a lip in smirk upon hearing of this kid getting the shock of his life. However, to champion the actions of the guy who attacked him is to support the radical opposite position which is no better. People being mean online doesn’t cause you any physical harm and it’s a situation you can always opt out of. Don’t like having to hear the sewage stream that is public voice chat on consoles? Use the mute button, take off your headset, play only with friends, report dickish players to the service’s curators. Everything this guy did in response was wrong and nothing the kid did to him justified the response. I hate the experience of playing games with strangers online but nothing this man did will make that any better tomorrow.

For years now, those of us who are passionate about video games have been fighting the societal and media stigma that we’re all just a bunch of immature manchildren who waste our time with games because we never grew up. We’re only just now starting to have the shift in societal perception needed to overcome that. What must our critics think when they read articles like Mr. McElroy’s? Do they see us praising a hero who did what we all have secretly thought of in the back of our minds at some point? Or do they see a community of people screaming to be taken seriously while raising their fists in support of a disturbed individual who attacked a young kid because he said mean things to him? If we’re going to condemn the idiots who scream hatred into their headsets as not representative of most gamers, then we also have to be adult enough to condemn those who respond with unreasonable extremes.

Mr. McElroy, I don’t care if you thought you were being funny and I don’t care if your editors think the same. Your article was in poor taste, it wasn’t funny and it did nothing but stir up artificial controversy. It provided no aid or benefit to gamers and only served to make our struggle for mainstream acceptance just a little bit harder. You and your defenders took us all a step back today.

Tobacco: Ban It or Shut Up

I don’t smoke and aside from trying and hating it a couple of times in high school, I never have and never will. I think it’s gross, smells awful and it’s bad for you. The thing is, the latter point is something everyone who smokes knows as well. I think it’s safe to say if you took 1,000 smokers and asked them if they knew whether cigarettes were bad for them, 999 would answer yes and the one that didn’t probably did so just to be an obstructionist. If you did the same thing with non-smokers with an IQ greater than their shoe size, you’d get the same results. I’ve always been of the belief that there are many things in the world that are bad for you and what you choose to partake in is really no one’s business, especially the government’s.

The concept of how smoking bans are applied is a whole other post’s worth of content. What’s irking me this time is the warning labels the government has mandated that cigarette manufacturers put on their packaging. Many governments do this now but Canada was among the first to implement such a policy. These depict the most graphic potential side effects of a long-term smoking habit and are required to take up half of the packaging on all brands sold in Canada. Today the Government of Canada unveiled a new series of labels, some of which depict late-in-life images of Barb Tarbox.

Barb Tarbox was a woman who voluntarily smoked her whole life but then became a mouthpiece for the anti-smoking movement after contracting cancer which took her life in 2003. If that last sentence sounds a bit cold, it’s because it is. I’m sorry she and her family had to suffer, I really am but I have a hard time feeling sympathy beyond that for someone who made a stupid choice and then feels it’s her responsibility to champion against everyone else’s right to make that choice for themselves. Smoking is a dumb choice but freedom means we have the right to make our own mistakes. Would Mrs. Tarbox have had her realisation had she not first contracted cancer? We’ll never know but the way in which she pursued her cause and used her afflication to rally supporters to her side strikes me as arrogant and emotionally manipulative.

These new cigarette labels are hypocritical of the government for two reasons. Firstly, many of them depict imagery of such a graphic nature that it would never be permitted for use on packaging for other products. If a video game, movie or music CD had images of a diseased lung or a cancerous mouth and tongue on the packaging, there would be a massive outcry and the products would likely be forcefully removed from shelves or at least, hidden from view. This rule apparently doesn’t apply when it’s something the government approves of. It takes otherwise inoffensive packaging that usually has little more than a logo on it and turns it into something purpose-built to shock and offend. It’s a double standard, it’s unfair and it shouldn’t be permitted.

Secondly and more importantly, it’s hypocritical because tobacco is the most highly taxed industry in this country and in fact, we have the highest cigarette taxes in the world. The government regularly increases these taxes under the false premise that smokers cost far more in health care expenses than they put in, something I’ve yet to see conclusive proof of. There’s no doubt that smokers do put a higher burden on the system and I think cigarettes should have special taxes on them, though the current rate is ridiculous. However, few things fit the definition of hypocrisy more than heavily taxing a 100% legal industry and then assuming the right to call its customers bad people and make them use their own packaging to do it.

Adding insult to injury, the very article I linked to which covered the announcement of the new labels has a link in its sidebar to another story that talks about how the labels have had no real impact and that smokers largely ignore them. Since the government also banned cigarettes from being publicly visible in stores, the labels have no impact on non-smokers either because they never see them! To boot, the rate of smoking in Canada has been on steady decline for years anyway. Seriously, am I the only one who thinks this is utterly ridiculous and purely theater instead of a real solution to a health problem?

It’s not and never has been the government’s mandate to tell people how to live and especially not to spend their money to do it. This is a role government has usurped and it drives me nuts how far it’s gotten away with it. They can’t have it both ways. If they were truly concerned about the real health concerns that come with smoking, they would ban tobacco. Sure, they’d piss a lot of people off (as if they haven’t already) but the problem would be solved. You remove the product, you remove the problem, full stop. This will of course lead to a massive black market economy as it does with other drugs that are illegal and shouldn’t be but at least then, they would have drawn a line in the sand. The current method of taking money with one hand and slapping the giver with the other is the government having their cake and eating it too. It’s not supposed to work like that.

Why I’m An Apple “Hate” Maven

Apple is a subject you’ll probably hear me talk about fairly often here and is one where my opinions will differ greatly from the mainstream. It’s kind of ironic as my main point of contention is how Apple is talked about too much, yet here I am doing it more. Funny that.

First let me make something clear: I don’t hate Apple or their products. There’s only one thing in the world I truly hate and it has nothing to do with technology. I think they make some really cool stuff. I think it’s largely well made stuff. It’s very pretty stuff. I respect their willingness to take risks and jettison what’s worked in the past in pursuit of a better future. I think in terms of a single company’s contribution to technology as we know it, they have had a massive, world shaking impact. They are right up there with the likes of IBM and Commodore in historical importance to the computing world. I think Steve Jobs is a once in a generation mind that had made a lot of people rich. The world is better for Apple existing.

I also think their products are overpriced. Their reliability and security are not nearly as good as claimed. They are useless in a business environment. Their patent enforcement policies are approaching troll levels. They treat their customers as if the products they paid for still belong to the company. They feel their job is to tell people what they want, not listen to what they want. Their vision is to lock people into a treadmill of forced obsolescence. They believe in moving their products ahead by putting a gun to their customer’s heads. And while Steve Jobs is an amazing individual, he’s also a colossal asshole whose real contributions are overhyped and at the expense of the army of smart people who make his ideas a reality.

All of these are points people can weigh themselves and they can choose to participate if they wish. That’s cool by me and it’s how things should work. I choose not to for my own reasons. What frustrates me about Apple is the growing army of people who need to defend them to the degree of a religious holy warrior. The tech press is as guilty of this as anyone which is the most disturbing. Flaws in their products are not talked about or glossed over. Everything that comes out is compared to Apple and considered a failure simply because it’s not from them. Apple rumours are exclusively given mainstream press coverage by outlets who should know that proper journalists don’t report on rumours. Critics are often shouted down as haters who just don’t get it or just want to be different and our often valid counterpoints are marginalised as a result. That Apple has managed to inspire this level of devotion in their fans and the press is one of their greatest achievements but it’s also disturbing.

I believe that while Apple’s current growth (especially in a down economy) is a wonder to behold, it’s also not sustainable. Apple has managed to take technology, something once though of as only for geeks and nerds and make it a mainstream fashion trend. Many of the people walking around with iPhones and iPads right now do so not because they like the experience but because it’s cool to be seen with those devices. Of course, many are buying them because they’re useful and that’s fine but that alone is not what’s fueling their current growth. All fashion trends eventually pass and while Apple products are here to stay and will always be a big part of the technology landscape, their growth will plateau and settle, especially once enough time has passed that people experience the treadmill I mentioned above.

Why I bang on about this trend is because I believe it has infected the press, mainstream mindset and Apple’s competitors as if it’s a permanent thing and I think that could do major long-term harm to the technology industry as a whole. Entire companies are restructuring their operations and pumping out rushed products to compete with Apple because they think they’ll get killed otherwise and the bar has been artificially raised to a ridiculously high level. I’ll be the first to say that the old relics of this industry need a good disruptive shake but altering your corporate vision around someone else’s fashion trend creates a financial bubble for yourself that will pop with nuclear force when that trend slows.

When you release a product that doesn’t sell as well as an Apple version, it doesn’t mean that product is a failure. You don’t always have to best Apple to be a success. And hey, there’s nothing wrong with liking something else more and publicly saying why. This level of evangelical devotion ultimately does everyone more harm than good. I said the same thing to Microsoft devotees who tried to defend Windows Vista’s numerous problems as hype from haters and I’m saying it now.

Expanding this argument out will take way more space than is reasonable for a single post so I’ll be going into it over time in multiple others. If you’re someone who buys into Apple stuff and enjoys it, I’ve no intention of converting you. However, one of the reasons I started Geek Bravado was to say things that need to be said and largely aren’t anywhere else. On the subject of Apple, there are many such things.

HP: How can something so large be so clueless?

In addition to just liking gaming and technology, I also have a hobbyist level of interest in the actual businesses behind those things. I like to think that we can learn a lot about the stuff we enjoy if we also know where it comes from and the trials and tribulations of making it. I’m no MBA and the only business I ever tried to run flopped like a wet towel on a tile floor so I can only make observations as an outsider with no real intimate knowledge of the corporate structure and politics involved. So really, I have about as much expertise as your average stock analyst.

I’m sort of a half fan of HP. I think most of their consumer computers are crapware-laden junk with horrible support and are second only to Acer in terms of my most disliked brands. When it comes to corporate machines and servers however, it’s an entirely different story. My employer is an HP shop and the stuff we use is very solid, reliable and supported very well. Given this, I was quite shocked along with many others to hear the news that the company had abruptly decided to nuke its WebOS phones and tablets from orbit and wanted to divest its PC business (one of its biggest revenue drivers and a market they lead in) altogether in favour of becoming a software and services company like IBM. They also announced they were spending $10.3 billion to kick this strategy off by buying Autonomy Corporation, a company no one had heard of and which many believe was highly overvalued at that price. Will Smith from Tested.com took a lot of stick for claiming just before that “HP is in this for the long haul” but he wasn’t wrong to say that. Like Microsoft and Google, HP is known for committing to an idea for the long-term and is prepared to lose buckets of money refining that idea until it eventually reaches profitability. It’s a sound strategy for a large company, one that has proven quite lucrative for Microsoft with the Xbox 360 among other things. With the iPad commanding such a dominant share of the tablet market, a strategy of that nature may be the only way to carve out a significant niche against it. The initial TouchPad was lacking software support and had some issues but was overall considered a solid tablet that showed a lot of promise. Unfortunately, those who believed in the long-form approach weren’t in charge anymore.

After HP’s previous CEO Mark Hurd–who righted the sinking ship Carly Fiorina left behind as she often does–was forced to resign for ultimately pretty stupid reasons, they brought in Leo Apotheker, the guy formerly in charge of SAP, a company he also didn’t do very well at. I’m not sure why they chose to bring in someone from a software as a service background to run a company focused almost entirely on physical goods but that’s what they did. After a string of disappointing financial results that began almost immediately after he took over, Apotheker decided out of the blue to take the aforementioned wild shift in direction. Customers and the press were not the only ones caught off guard, investors were too. Now they’re thinking of giving Apotheker the boot after less than a year and re-evaluating the idea of dumping the PC business, though it looks like they’re stuck with their purchase of Autonomy. I think dumping a business that while maybe not currently in growth is still a huge driver of revenue and profit for the company is a bad decision. There’s no doubt the state of the traditional PC business is in flux right now but no one has any idea where it’s going to go and it’s way too premature to consider getting out of it when it makes you most of your money. IBM got out of PC because they never figured out how to sell inexpensive computers to consumers, something HP has done very well for years now, regardless of what I think of the product quality. It’s simply not the time for decisions like that yet in my opinion.

While HP’s board may have finally woken up and learned Apotheker was the wrong fit for them, they still haven’t learned who is. It is rumoured that Meg Whitman is going to be his replacement. While she definitely has more experience running product focused companies, the shining star of her career is overseeing the hyper growth of eBay. A huge business achievement, this was followed by her then failing to strategise on its sudden plateau and decline, massively overpaying for a company that had nothing to do with their business while forgetting to secure the actual technology behind it and eventually, trying and failing to run for governor of California. So HP’s decision is to oust someone who made dumb short-sighted decisions with someone whose recent corporate achievements are similarly boneheaded decisions? What is it they feel Whitman can bring to the table that’s going to be able to clean up the new mess Apotheker has created and keep driving HP’s growth in the future?

Big business often means bad news for consumers these days but companies like HP, Microsoft and Google are the ones that have the resources to put up a fight against the likes of Apple, preventing them from dominating market segments, removing choice and ultimately, causing a worse experience for everyone. It still amazes me that an entity that is so massive and clearly has many very smart people involved can keep making decisions like these which don’t make any sense. I want to see them succeed but I don’t see how this change does that and if current trends continue as they have, they may not have much time left to get this right. Seriously guys, get your act together.

Oh look, another blog!

Greetings and welcome to Geek Bravado! After pondering doing this for over a year, I finally decided to shove my laziness aside, nut up and make one of these things. I got the name from a West Wing episode I can’t remember the name of in which Sam Seaborn is razzed by his friend for obnoxiously blurting out the solution to a complex law exam question because she couldn’t figure it out fast enough. I liked the term because it means loudmouth opinionated enthusiast, perhaps the three most apt words one could use to describe me. To my shock, the domain name was available too and I said to myself “If you’re going to spend $13 to buy that, you better do something with it.” So, here we are.

Despite it’s name, this blog is not centered around any particular theme except as a place to air and discuss my opinions on things. A lot of the posts will probably be about tech and gaming (my two biggest interests) but I will write about anything I feel has enough for me to say about it, whether that be other media, religion, politics, people, business or whatever. I agree with commonly held viewpoints on many subjects but the ones I deviate on tend to be particularly popular ones and those deviations often tend to be wide. I sometimes vent these on Twitter or on the handful of forums I participate in but those venues don’t lend themselves to elaboration, nor do they provide a means of easily referring back to them in the future.

I have no desire or need to make a living doing this, nor do I want to use this as a stepping stone to a writing career. I like to think I can make a point well but I don’t think of myself as a gifted writer. I also know that blogs are starting to fall out of favour to things like Twitter and newer media like video. I am interested in learning video production and maybe that will cross paths with this some day but I’m not planning anything. I’m hoping that my own drive to say what I want to say will keep fueling this blog for some time to come. I’d love to build up a decent readership which can contribute meaningful and intelligent discussion in the comments. I like people who are passionate about what they believe so whether you agree with me or not, I’d love to hear what you have to say, as long as you can say it smartly and respectfully. If you just want to hurl insults, you’ve got 99% of the rest of the Internet for that.

Thanks for checking this out, I hope both you and I can get something good out of the experience.

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